Dear Man Repeller,

I’m a huge fan of your blog and admire your style – but, you’ve got me worried! I love harem pants, layering and novelty items.

Am I repelling the opposite sex? Please assess:

 

1. The hat – I realise it may look like a rectangle of road kill with two dangling gerbils. And, it is also 20 degrees Celsius outside, so yeah.

 

2. The shoes – featuring shiny reflective spots on what I can only assume to be fake leather. And the laces aren’t real, they are just elastic. I can’t tie my shoes (is that going to be a problem?)

 

3. The pants – these are harem pants that I have had to pull up to my chin and cuff at the bottom to avoid Marshall’s face v boardwalk, boardwalk wins.

 

 

4. The jacket - two words: novelty zippers.

 

With sincerest regards,

 

Marshall Ace.