My friend and I went for an Easter egg hunt, hosted by the Easter Bunny himself.
I should have realised that a giant bunny wearing a bow tie would be terrifying.
My friend cried, I hid.
He tried to fist bump me. I said “no”.
Look at him.
We came around when we heard he had lots of chocolate. We had fun looking for it.
It was a nice afternoon, but I was happy to say goodbye until next year. Serves us right for not going to church.